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Tales From a 15 Minute City Part 2

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Kelly Hanner 15 minute city

It’s been 37 days since we’ve moved into the 15 minute city.

Farms don’t exist in our city, since most farmers are rite ƃuıʍ xtreme ists, those type of people don’t last long here, their social credit scores basically make it so they can’t exist in this society. Couple that with how cow farts are bad for the environment.

This is the step in the right direction.

Community gardens aren’t a thing either, the founders of the city have stepped away from old fashioned food supplies, opting for 3d printed fruits and vegetables that are far superior.

Massive factories make up the outskirts of the city. Some for food printing, others for raising insects for our protein source. No one has done long term studies on how eating fabricated food from a printer or making roaches a primary source of your diet will impact human health, but I don’t ask questions, I’m just doing my part to save the environment.

I’ve been ƃuıʇʇıɥs my brains out for 37 days and have had heart burn that feels like it’s eating a hole in my throat but that’s nothing a little antacid won’t help, I’m sure it has nothing to do with what I’m eating. At least I’m not farting, the haptic feedback underwear were forced to wear registers each fart you pass, and docks points from your social score if you pass more than 2 farts a week.

This is all okay though. I don’t own anything, I eat bugs and plastic, and I’m just happy to do my part.

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So tell me, would you have a hard time eating the food? Maybe just a sip of a mealworm shake from McDonalds will change your mind.